someone tell me to go to sleep


leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

see that girl you just called a lesbian? is she? can you help me get her number?


when i was in primary school i acted really tough and tomboyish and i beat up all the boys i didn’t like and i was like the leader of a gang of other tomboys and we met up at recess everyday and played with ant piles and mud and if you ever screamed like a girl you had to go to a special tree and recite the tomboy oath


cisphobicqueer:

sick1y:

IF ME CALLING YOU DUDE OR GURL CAUSES YOU TO HAVE DYSPHORIA YOU SHOULD tell me because you being comfortable is so much more important than some stupid slang 

or when if i call you “man” because i know i do that a lot. please tell me if it causes dysphoria or just makes you upset in general. because i will stop because i love you.



earthdaily: sunset by İlhan Eroglu

earthdaily: sunset by İlhan Eroglu

(Source: EarthDaily)


jakemalik:

I respect those people who get a lot done on their days off cause I am the absolute opposite and do nothing all day whenever I can

(Source: hi)


revorocketnails:

cecil got him the shirt

revorocketnails:

cecil got him the shirt


charliemcdonnell:

the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me

Fun fact! The average person with healthy hair sheds 60-100 strands of hair a day, sounds like a lot, yeah? They tend to fall out without you noticing or when you run your fingers through your hair! However, keeping your hair untidy or tied up and unbrushed can create as much a buildup of 700-1000 strands. So in short, don’t have rabid animal hair if you don’t want to look like you’re balding in the shower!

blushetc:

elizabethrosina:

Ugh grimes

she makes me want to dye my hair pink

blushetc:

elizabethrosina:

Ugh grimes

she makes me want to dye my hair pink


LUPITA IS SOO P E R F E C T IM GOIN INTO CARODAIC ARERST


nonomella:

my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it

i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it

but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell

this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”

i dont know its just 

its difficult not to react to that


(Source: pocula)



ryeou:

i swear she will sleep anywhere except her own bed


(Source: nu-commonsense)